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I first established an internet presence in 1997 or so, creating an ihug.co.nz homepage containing the first form of Focus: Yuuichirou & Rei. I've received a lot of email regarding the various things I've put online, and with the exception of an accusation of identity theft that I disregard because it was obviously written by a poor lunatic (who thought the coincidence of our having the same first and last names was evidence of skulduggery), all of it has been positive or at least constructive.

Until today! 24 May, 2007, on coming home after seeing Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End (peanut!), I found the gem below waiting in my Inbox. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Subject: airandangels contact form
From: An idiot called Ethan with a hotmail account.
Message: now hullo bitch that is taking up web space why the fuck when i research air and angels in google this gay ass shit nerd cock sucking website always pop up???? fuckiing take it down cuz its reall stupid no one is geting anything out of this

Wasn't that special? My reply ran as follows:

You know what's really, really wonderful? I don't have to listen to a word you say. It's my domain, I pay for it, I can keep it up for as long as I care to do so, and you can swear and curse until you're blue in the face and it won't even upset me a tiny little bit. You're just a silly person who doesn't understand how to use Google correctly.
Clue: if you are looking for information on the poem 'Air and Angels' by John Donne, use the name John Donne IN YOUR SEARCH TERMS. That's the only 'Air and Angels' I know of, besides my site, although what an incoherent, foul-mouthed imbecile like you is doing studying metaphysical poetry I am at a loss to conjecture.
Learn to control your temper. You will achieve absolutely nothing by cursing at people who have never done you any harm. Alternatively, drop dead.

I feel deeply enriched by this experience.

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